Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

by Joe pinard December 3, 2018

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

Pull a Jimmy

The act of attempting to finger a girl using your pinky, ring, and middle fingers... while she is wearing jeans.

Jimmy was in the basement with a girl and decided to pull a Jimmy.

by blt1233 June 28, 2011

Dubai Jimmie

A response showing doubt. Expression of doubt that a particular claim is true.

"I think the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl this year!"

Response: "Dubai Jimmie"

"Wanna play some one-on-one? I think I can take you."

Response: "Dubai Jimmie"

by SteelyD July 22, 2010

Jimmy Jizla

Cornish Rhyming slang for a kingsize Rizla cigarette paper.

Jason: shit I'm out of Jimmy Jizla's.
Ant: I've only got jimmy single skins.
Jason: They'd better be silvers. cos if there greens you can get out of my f"%*%*g house.
Ant: I'm not sure... i roached all the pack two days ago. i think there blues.
Jason: hmmmm spose..........have we got a bong?
Ant: hold on. my weed is wrapped up in a silver Jimmy Jizla!!!
Jason: Result.

by Jason McHedgeface-Trimmer March 21, 2008

jimmy swimmy

when a girl is a huge slut so her pussy is loose and you get her really wet and then you put your dick into her and it is like your jimmy is swimming in a sea.

Yeah I gave that slut Moniqua the jimmy swimmy last night. That chick is loose as hell.

by JRufio March 23, 2008

to "Get Jimmy"

to receive any sexual act from a girl, mostly referred to hand-jobs and blow-jobs. Most Often used in Upstate New York, Rochester area, and most populary Williamson. Fuckin 315.

" Damn dude all the guys were there, Tom, Jitty, Zach, Tyler, Mike, Mike L, and Ryan. Fuck dude all of us were trying to "Get Jimmy" that night, and fuck we got it! even Raymond!

by tna1992 April 7, 2009