An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca
by WTH1214 November 30, 2013
A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.
by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 21, 2019
Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!
by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 07, 2009
The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.
by Rushtonez September 13, 2018
An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.
Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021
Jade (Male)
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is my best friend.
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
Jade (Male)
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
Jade (Male)
by Girl world November 23, 2021
She's a beautiful, intelligent, nurturing lady who deeply values and respects nature and all living things. She has a yolk that most people couldnt carry. Danielle Jade is known to fight for what is right regardless of sacrifice or consequence.
I had thought to myself:"I wished there had been someone who truly loved and cared about horses the way that I do. ...Oh wait; Danielle Jade."
by Danielle Jade February 18, 2018