Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.

"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"

by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 20, 2019

Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Jade Mullan

Jade Mullan is like most girls...a hure. She will steal your man and possibly your girl too. If Jade Mullan is near make sure to hide your partner she will take even if she already had 10 of them.

That girl Jade Mullan is a real hure.

by Outbeefinpeepsxxx July 26, 2019

Sending Jade

The act of sending Jade Beauregard. You must be in Art Tech, fifth period on ACE day. This is the better definition¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mason: Imagine sending Jade.
Max: Oh wow

Jade: *is sent*

by SendingJade100 November 19, 2019

danielle jade

She's a beautiful, intelligent, nurturing lady who deeply values and respects nature and all living things. She has a yolk that most people couldnt carry. Danielle Jade is known to fight for what is right regardless of sacrifice or consequence.

I had thought to myself:"I wished there had been someone who truly loved and cared about horses the way that I do. ...Oh wait; Danielle Jade."

by Danielle Jade May 7, 2018

jade and damian

powerful couple that can make jealous the whole world. both are very kind, sweet and sexy as fuck. they're soul mates and fix each other in a perfect way. jade loves damian with all her heart and also damian loves jade with all his heart. they're gold. pure. genuine. they can make you smile in one second. there's also chemistry and feeling between them. damian loves in particularly jade's smile, legs, eyes booty and jade loves damian's hair, arms, eyes and abs. in free time they love to cuddle and kiss. if you find a couple with this two name, never let them go!

jade and damian look perfect together

by imgoingcrazy February 24, 2018

jade comb

An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.

Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"

"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."

Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.

by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021