Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

jade award

An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca

"Did you see Angel last night?"
"Yeah he threw up everywhere and got the Jade Award!"

by WTH1214 December 2, 2013

Jade Mullan

Jade Mullan is like most girls...a hure. She will steal your man and possibly your girl too. If Jade Mullan is near make sure to hide your partner she will take even if she already had 10 of them.

That girl Jade Mullan is a real hure.

by Outbeefinpeepsxxx July 26, 2019

Jade Nairi

A girl who is very caring and kind towards others, and is always the mum of the group yet on the weekends knows how to party !

Girl : I didn’t realise how much of a Jade Nairi Georgia is ! She looks after everyone and gives the best advice !

Girl 2: Yes that’s so true! I need a Jade Nairi in my life!

by Brookiecookie69 April 27, 2020

jade buford

SEXIEST RACECAR DRIVER OF ALL TIME.

Man look at Jade Buford he’s so hot, I bet all the men, women and non binary people want him.

by Icytaxi June 7, 2021

The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.

She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!

by Foodboi May 5, 2023