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Fact Sheet

It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!

Well, at least you get it.

It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
by Entity 303 May 7, 2018
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shitty sheets

Derogatory term for a businessman with an excessively large head who has a penchant for defecating in inappropriate places
Fucking Shitty Sheets has done it. We love his Shitty ways”
by Gyppo Gypsy April 10, 2020
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Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
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Sheet Feet

Sheet feet is a condition caused by bedding—particularly a tucked-in top sheet or comforter—restricting the natural movement of the toes, ankles, and feet. This limitation can lead to discomfort and disrupted sleep, as the toes become either folded forward or backward, requiring the individual to adjust their foot position, often by turning their foot to the side or untucking the restrictive bedding.
Symptoms typically include:
• Toes folded forward or backward
• A feeling of limited foot movement or range of motion
• A need to turn the foot to the side to relieve the pressure or discomfort
• Frequent waking due to the inability to move the feet freely.
Solutions include:
• Loosening the bedding around the feet
• Untucking the corners of the bedding to create more space
• "Ripping" or pulling the corner of the bedding off the feet to reduce restriction
Prevention: For those with a particular sensitivity to sheet feet, requesting extra-loose bedding or a blanket that isn't tucked too tightly may be helpful. Additionally, a more relaxed bed-making style could alleviate the issue at home.
It's a playful yet relatable condition that many people experience, especially when traveling or staying in places where bedding is made too neatly.
Damn, MR’er, this bed is giving me sheet feet!!!
by StacerTG January 11, 2025
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pu sheet

by Nicholas0211 December 15, 2018
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pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016
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sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
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