technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.

i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

mentally fucktarded

basically a beyond mentally retarded person

Don: yo whats up with Mikal
Yin: yeah he got hit in the head really hard that he became mentally fucktarded
Don: damn
Yin: yeah

Mikal: usdfhdwhffdhfohbvbebvibviebvibeivbviebffvhke

by 69hahahafunny September 1, 2022

fucktard journalism

Pretty much anything published in the Daily Mail. However, may also include any published article that missquotes a female, and then references her cup size and age.

I read some fucktard journalism today. Max power claim all ladies love a fugly man with a tiny penis if he's driving an expensive car. Their extensive research consisted of interviewing Chaznay, 22, 34DD from Oldham.

by Jellyfishhugger August 19, 2019

suck-fucktard

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

horsedick fucktard

The most beautiful person ever ever ever. A LOVELY GIRL.

she's so lovely, you may even say she's a horsedick fucktard!

by hazelpene October 19, 2010

restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.

Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch

by Swam Pass May 6, 2005