Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

frienefits

An agreement between two friends to have sex as an added benefit to their relationship with no other strings attached.

Did you hear about Kyle and Jane? They are hooking up and still dating other people. I guess they want to have frienefits.

by Catisblonde May 13, 2011

Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

by hlots11 December 26, 2011

friendemption

The act of redeeming oneself by falling back into good graces with a friend.

Are you and Jackie still ignoring eachother?

No man, Jackie did a major friendemption by snagging me that ticket to the Peter Yarrow concert. We're totally friends again.

by fraxinus6356 November 7, 2012

Friendsick

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.

My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.

by GUCIkid July 14, 2018

Friendhoe

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.

Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.

by thisbitchho March 2, 2019

Friendship Pirate

Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.

Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.

by France Shippe Pierrade August 30, 2020