Fanny Biscuits

The female equivalent of 'smegma'

"She hadn't washed her pants in days, they were full of fanny biscuits"

by hiyalove April 11, 2010

Fanny Skimming

For a girl to run/walk/waddle over a person who is sitting on the floor so that the top of their head is 'skimmed' by the runners crotch.

Grab your coat, we're going fanny skimming

by DoomsdayChop December 11, 2006

Fanny Fat

female orgasam

She Cum like a good 'un, Fanny fat everywhere

Also Fanny Batter

by Big vern March 19, 2004

fanny balls

a male/female that is not liked.
(could be either gender or both)

you should have seen him at the weekend......what a fannyballs!

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

kabab fanny

A Sausage Wallet. Really long labia.

I pulled down her panties and took a wiff , she had a badly wrapped kabab fanny.

by seabagel February 23, 2008

Fanny Hooks

A mans fingers.

When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."

by Yorkshire Pud February 16, 2009

Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009