Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.
"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"
by Exactlybruh November 06, 2019
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Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 08, 2016
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Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.
Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.
by Princessawesome22 December 11, 2015
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Dong Whiskers

"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"
by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017
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dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.
I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!
by FartVadR February 27, 2017
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Dong Dungeon

DJ Thrust his dong in Keke's Dong dungeon
by DJ Davies July 27, 2014
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Dong Licker

being so bored you want to see what happens when you search dong licker on wikipedia. You know what it means. I know you know what it means. I live in your walls. Check your bathroom. I shoved your toothbrush up my anus and watched you brush your teeth with it.
by deengloremenglormness May 17, 2022
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