December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them

Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit

by Junkostan December 5, 2020

december 15

National basketball bj boy day

Brady "Oh hey it's December 15th you know what that means"
Alex "I know what it means after practice i'll give you that slop"

by Tomothon December 6, 2020

December 23

Beat up a ginger day. For 24 hours, on December 23rd, you can beat up any ginger. Go ham on them.

John: Why are you shanking me?!?
Joe: It’s December 23rd.
John: Ah, respectable. Carry on.

by Doggovize December 14, 2020

December 28

December 28 is national tell you crush you like them day.

Me: Do you like me?
Crush: I have liked you for a long time. I wish you would’ve told me sooner.

Me: 😊
Me: I’m so happy it’s December 28

by Dakota Sky December 28, 2020

December 31

This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.

It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.

Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!

by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2021

December 2 2009

My birthday!

december 2 2009 is my birthday!

by Slerra! April 11, 2022

december 3rd

my birthday 🔥🔥🔥

"you know what december 3rd is?"
"YEA RYAN'S BIRTHDAY‼️"

by ryansthebest December 1, 2022