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curtain pulling

The act of an uncircumsized man rolling the foreskin of his penis over the head of his penis after sexual activity or masturbation.
He was curtain pulling the foreskin of his penis before he got caught mastubating by his lover
by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006
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curtains in the closet

An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?

Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010
mugGet the curtains in the closetmug.

slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!
1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"
by Durm November 22, 2021
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curtain twitching tosser

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014
mugGet the curtain twitching tossermug.

sticky curtain motel

A convenience for people after a long drive, also where you pick up aids and they have sticky curtains from all da cum on them, so greasy ass people fuck on the pillows
Holy shit dude, we have to stay in a sticky curtain motel bro
by Peendictonary69 August 23, 2019
mugGet the sticky curtain motelmug.

cold sore curtain

“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”
by Timothy McHeyyy April 12, 2022
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Uncle Car Curtains

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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