coke joke

A Joke about cocaineor other drugs
Person 1: Ok tell me a coke joke

Person 2:why is there dandruff on the table
by That salad January 24, 2019
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coke tender

a servant of the rich whose sole responsibility is to prepare powdery substances for consumption.

see puff daddy
damn man, if i had that job i'd be makin' as much as puff daddy's coke tender!
by Hursh Burson October 07, 2003
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coke spine

n. A nasty backbone that sticks out, usually found on a sickly person who probably does coke.
That model had a coke spine.
by louis wain February 08, 2009
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coke fuck

The act of filling an average sized room up with knee-deep cocaine and then eating each others assholes and then eating most of the coke in that room when both salads are indeed tossed.
"Man last night was great, I picked up a frigin' cum slave and we coke fucked in my dads room."
by fool June 13, 2004
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coke whore

god have you spoken to martin recently i hear he's been selling his body to pay for his crack habbit
by Mystical Parrot January 21, 2004
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Coke Wars

A retarded, idiotic war between Coke and Pepsi
Guy1:Pepsi
Guy2:Coke
Guy1:Pepsi!
Guy2:Coke!
Guy3:Guys guys we need these Coke Wars to stop!
by otrotodrt May 22, 2011
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coke abuse

Regular use (two or three times a week) builds up tolerance. You still get the buzz but you have to take more of it more often. With greater tolerance comes heftier come-downs. At the peak of cocaine abuse is cocaine psychosis.

Cocaine is extremely habit-forming and you should not over-estimate your ability to handle it.
Until recently, I had not snorted any Coke for at least 25 yrs and I have just now learned that it ceases to be quite so nice after blowing an 8 ball in 2 days. Doing this much, all by myself, was great the first few times I did a line or three, but after a while I was no longer feeling anywhere near the same results as I did with my first two or three lines. It was taking at least twice as much to get the same buzz as I was getting when I did my first LITTLE line. Also, the buzz started ending much sooner than originally and I felt so tired, shaky hands, grinding my teeth, and just wanted to be left alone. I kept thinking that if I just do one more line I will feel better, but this is not the truth once you have begun coke abuse.
by Dr H Post August 12, 2006
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