douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room

that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!

by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008

canoe

1. to copulate, to engage in sexual intercourse. 2. related to the expression, "to tip a lot of canoes," I think.

I can't wait to canoe the shit out of that hairy skank.

by tipped March 13, 2008

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

canoodle

Making minor revisions, corrective noodling, on an artistic labor of love.

I need to canoodle this draft design, but you get the idea.

by Kirsten Vermulen April 30, 2008

canoodle

-the act of two silhouettes becoming one-dancing homosexually in the street-pretending you are a woman instead of the man you are-the special feeling inside of you when you cuddle with your lover-A man's genitalia

-Oodles of canoodles
-The drag queen canoodled down Main Street during the gay pride parade
-The people canoodled behind the Sears Dressing Room
-Upon climax, his little sailor released canoodles of oodles
-He played with his canoodle

by Evana Hump January 11, 2009

Douche Canoe

When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.

Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.

by JoeZii September 26, 2010

douche canoe

Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.

We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.

by doucheelese May 5, 2008