Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

Baby booger

A dumb little baby that is a bully booger but in the end is a good baby

Baby booger:dj is fat
Dj booger:😭
Baby booger:it was just a joke

by Booger a boy June 1, 2021

booger snatch

An alternate name for Burger King.

I'm headin over to Booger Snatch for a Whopper, you want anything?

by use to be Chiefbooknocker April 20, 2022

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

booger man

the boogie man's cousin. He smells like stall water and eats expired malk

your lucky jimmy, timmy got the booger man

by raybeez February 10, 2022