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Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."
by TheMsource December 18, 2012
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Baby Cougar

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.
Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?

Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!

Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018
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oops baby

The youngest child of a family, usually with a large age gap between that child and the next youngest. Generally a product of a mom who had the kid in their 40s or later.
I had my first three kids in my 20s. I thought I had entered menopause when I turned 40 as I stopped having my period. But it turns out I was pregnant with my "oops baby."
by unsolicitedadvicelady August 25, 2017
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Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
by Odeebee August 10, 2017
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Bali Baby

I'm going to say this in words:

Bad bitch, baller , #PlayGirlGang

Also my alter ego.
Hater : there goes Laurie again, showing off
Laurie: BITCH, GET ON MY LEVEL.
Jealous girl: she a Bali Baby
by LittleLaurie April 24, 2020
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plug in baby

my plug in baby, crucifies my enemies

-Matthew Bellamy (Muse)
by blackj June 12, 2005
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Pretty baby

Wow, look at that girl walking down the street, what a pretty baby!
by SteveMor909 July 14, 2007
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