Alexander Haynes

a man

look its alexander haynes

by Oversans June 5, 2023

Alexander Harrison

A unit of a teenager, lives up north is ard as fook takes shit if no one. I also heard he broke his hand fighting off a grizzly bear in woolston park, courageous guy and won’t let anything in his path stop him. Pussy slayer

Omg there’s Alexander harrison he’s a shottaaa

by T donneh June 4, 2020

Alexander Meurs

Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024

olly alexander

my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️

“omg have u seen olly alexander recently?” “yes ofc he’s the loml !”

by ollyloml February 11, 2024

Alexander

The most intelligent yet kind man there has ever been, also incredibly handsome with the rarest most beautiful eyes you have ever seen.

‘look at him, he must be ‘Alexander’.

by BeijingBadBoy April 16, 2023

AleXander Grand

A rapper from South Flawda that likes silver more than gold. Ag is short for AleXander Grand and also is silver on the periodic table of elements.

AleXander Grand has many nicknames, the most known is Ag.

by FlawdaBoy November 22, 2021

alexander florendo

An Alexander Florendo is a real keeper. He always makes people laugh, usually attracted to Chloe. He will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. Alexander Florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. They will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.

A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.

Hey!, Look at him, he is totally and Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.

by An English Wiz October 7, 2017