Alexander

Fucking hottest guy around

Yoo Alexander is sooo hot!

by PoopyTomato January 17, 2023

Alexander

An autistic, retarded, monkey with Alzheimer’s. Terrible at video games, and a huge fucking nerd

Q:Is that a monkey with Alzheimer’s? A:yeah, it’s just Alexander

by Rebelkelly June 21, 2023

alexander

alexander is a person who enjoys spending time at home, his favourite food is donuts but usually his mum gets to them first.

Alexanders mum eats to many donuts.

by jasgctys May 12, 2021

Alexander

Big dick (14 cm) really god kisser and good in bed too. Alexander gives the best sex you only can imagine. He is lojal to people and have many girls around him

- I had sex with Alexander yesterday
-WHAT?! Was he good?
- Yes, that was the best sex I ever had!

by Harambe21 December 13, 2016

ALEXANDER

slow as shit at running

Alex your slow as shit and your ass shit
Alexander run faster you gronk

by 19838474y August 21, 2024

Alexander

THE WORST PERSON TO DATE. it might seem good in the moment but once u see the real them they use u and play u. I just got used by one so i got my lick back and did him dirty.

DONT DATE AN ALEXANDERRRRR
TRUST ME I AM WARNING U RN DONT DO IT FOR UR SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRL: I MIGHT SAY YES IF ALEXANDER ASKS ME OUT
ME: DONTTTTT DO IT ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!

by user9887635489 April 21, 2023

Alexander

A person who will kill whoever mess with them hates fortnite kids has friends but you can't be one. is child friendly unless stabbing you will be a great friend makes A+ and is a great friend

Wow Alexander killed you

by Sunfirecats May 21, 2022