shrek

the most sexiest living being to every step foot on the horrid planet of ours

oh my fucking god i would just love for Shrek to be my valentines day date ouuu my lawd

by iloveushrek June 24, 2020

Shrek

The mighty overlord of shrek land

Look Jaquavious it’s shrek

by -Myst- September 20, 2021

Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

Shrek

He is super thicc.All girls will fall in love with him.He is so big and strong.He is also the biggest and best gamer out there.

Girl:Is that shrek I’m in LOVE.

by Xssniperboy21 shrekthicc October 21, 2019

Shrek

An ogre overlord that deserves your upmost respect. If you do not respect him you shall go to where the bad people like the fairy godmother who is power hungry and uses more hairspray than there is oil on earth. If you read the holy shrek 1 2 and 4 movies you shall find the one deity we respect and praise.

Welcome to the church of Shrek the ogre

by That handle is alrea January 11, 2022

Shrek

The hottest living thing to exist

"Shrek is mine"

by Xsockx April 7, 2020

Shrek

A rather sexy ogre, coming from a swamp in Sherwood Forest. This seductive creature can be found in a few dreamworks movies and on Netflix. Strangely enough, this ogre has a cucumber instead of a sausage.

This man was about just as hot as shrek..

by Shrek, ogre, sexy, shrex December 12, 2019