Parker

a curly head ass nigga who can’t save a goal for his life

“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”

Parker lets it in then punches the ground

by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Gus Parker

The gate keeper of dad jokes

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker

by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019

parker christian taylor

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

by ratweasel April 29, 2022

parker

look at parker shes so beautiflul and magnifiacent so has blown my mind

parker is the absulute best

by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018

parker brown

Parker brown is the best student ever and he is so cool!

Parker brown is a human being just like you and he is a student and this can help you to know who the coolest student is

by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022

Sophie parker

The hottest bitch around with a big fatty, coolest person ik

"Omg is that kim k"
"no thats just sophie parker"

by fortnite_G0D May 25, 2022