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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017
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Jerry

That bloke right there is a Jerry, get him!

*gunshots*
by Ahop_ April 19, 2024
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Jerry

The hottest person ever. If you ever happen to meet a jerry, be careful his 12 inch dick might hit you in the head
There goes Jerry, hes so hot
by CindaKhaos August 18, 2022
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Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021
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Jerry

Person 1: oh shit that scumbag is JERRY

Intellectuall: He IS A SHIT BAG
by JerrySucksToes June 8, 2022
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Jerry

The whites person ever and he says hes rich but hes fuckin poor as hell
by Fuckoff mate January 30, 2017
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