Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley
While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”
by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021
Get the orangutan hammermug. One of the unappreciated thrash metal bands from the Bronx area that have pure talent and ripped your faces off while listening to their first two albums "Tortured Existence" and "Epidemic of Violence". Songs with complex riffing and some kick ass solos that gives you a major eargasm, fucking worth listening to. Time Bomb is their last album released for now while they've gone towards a groove metal sound but still kicks ass. The band broke up a year after releasing Time Bomb but reunited 21 years later. Hopefully we'll hear from them making a new album that will show metal is not dead at all!
Fuck yeah man! Demolition Hammer is sick as fuck! Their riffs make you wanna nut! That's how good they are!
by Shb99 August 9, 2021
Get the Demolition Hammermug. A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
by Wayne Rathbun March 30, 2016
Get the hammered palmermug. It is basically a sidewalk slammer but the main difference is that you put a Xan in the drink and you meteorically end up on the "highway". Any 40oz will do the trick but served best with Bud Ice.
by Mike Hawk 420 October 18, 2017
Get the Highway Hammermug. when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'
by pat datass May 1, 2010
Get the the mc hammermug. Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
Get the hammer baconmug. When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.
by OvilInUrMum69 May 19, 2020
Get the Hooves Hammermug.