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Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.
Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.
by Just one of the Fuzzies September 3, 2013
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Fuzzy

Girl 1: look, that guy has a boner
Girl 2: awww, his little teeter has a fuzzy
by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015
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Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.
"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020
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Fuzzy gum

When you blow a bubble of gum in class but forget you're still masked and the gum collects the fuzz from the inside of your mask and makes it taste fuzzy.
"Damn, my fuzzy gum is so fuzzy after I blew that bubble!"
by Weather Report December 10, 2021
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Fuzzies

The name of a four year old boys biceps.
While yelling excitedly at his mom and flexing both upper arm muscles at once the boy says, "check out these fuzzies, I'm strong! Grrrrrrr..." The mama bear just giggled and agreed with her little cub.
by iliketopurpalot89jdt March 19, 2017
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The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar

When two men get together and one shits in the others mouth, While the man has shit in his mouth the other

fucks his shit filled mouth.
I am going to give Ryan The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar.
by Hesh69CSgod January 12, 2021
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