claire portlock

A lady of whom lives in England in the happiest town of Yorkshire, loves a bit of Keith all over her eyebrows, she also has an amazing boyfriend called lurm da mo fucking sperm

Claire Portlock is a sexy mo fucker

by Lurmdasperm January 4, 2018

A Claire

A dopey, retarded, sexy gay cunt.

"You're such a Claire, Beatrice" said Jonathan to the 78 year old cougar.

by JoopJoop123445 December 1, 2021

Claire

A member of ClaireNation founded at Appalachian State University in 2021. A Claire can have aliases such as Clarence, Clara, K, etc. A Claire loves to play, be silly goofy, and always be down for karaoke.

So true Claire, I can’t wait to play karaoke tonight at the bar.

by clairenationmember April 17, 2023

Claire

A girl who is tall with brown hair and wears glasses for only one eye. She is in theatre and has two close friends. She has this weird habit of kicking people in the shins and she needs to go to rehab for it.

Wow that Claire-such a queen! Does she know her it her birthday today!

I know like every guy in our school has a crush on her😼

by Cool beans27283672 December 6, 2021

Claire

Claire is a fun kind person who is lots of fun. She with help you if you need it. But be careful you don't want to get on her bad side. If you stay on her good side she will treat you so well. She is beautiful and will make a great girlfriend. She will have all the boys following her. She will be friends with everyone.

Boy #1:" Wow look at claire she is so pretty"
Girl #1: " Hey you better watch what you say about my BFF"
Boy #2: "and plus she mine!!!!"
Girl #2: " EWWWW you are gross bye. I am going to hang out with her."

by Glitter 541 <3 April 16, 2021

Claire-Rio

shes pretty and hot and she’s the best girlfriend ever and did i already say she’s pretty??

yo i have the best girlfriend ever
yea she must be a claire-rio

by claire-rio November 10, 2019

Claire

Claire is a thicc shart that poops in seats. She is obnoxious and dumb. She isn’t what any of you say she is. This is totally not targeted towards somebody. But you know who you are you thicc bitch

“I hate that bitch”
“Claire right?”

by The Girl That Posts April 4, 2022