band mama

Lone female singing/playing in a band of males responsible for writing lyrics, making tea and generally running the band as well as solving other band members personal problems.

Patience had successfully cured the drummer from his morbid obsession with his ex and found a bus pass for the lead guitar as well as set a gig for the group. But she had yet to remember how many sugars everyone took in their tea and was beginning to wonder if she'd ever make it as a real Band Mama!

by Nina O'Grongle August 2, 2008

band swaggin

to copy the swag of a large group of people, simply to fit into the crowd

yo man, everybody is band swaggin on SWAGGTEAM

by lovern93 December 14, 2010

Rent-a-Band

The bands that plays the music for the pop stars and recieve no credit.

"Wow that rent-a-band that played the background to that pop song makes it sound great!

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009

band hopper

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.

" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "

by fag9001 March 24, 2017

Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack

Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype

by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020

meah band

A band whos sound is rather "meahish." Basically, stick your botom jaw out a little and use a lot of short A sounds, like ah, then add some consonants, like meah, beah. like im doin right heah meah. see neawh?
Bands like creed, nickelback, puddle of mudd, metallica, pearl jam etc. etc.

Jeremyeah spoke eahnn clashass todeahheahh -pearl jam
Sleep with one eye opeaahhn -metallica
she fuckin hates meah -puddle of mudd

we listen to the modern rock station at work, they play a lot of meah bands.
all my friends have grown up and listen to meah bands.

by FopeDarmerr June 11, 2011

zombie band

A band that has changed it's core members and artistic vision to the point where the name and brand are now compromised by people that had little or nothing to do with the original lineup.

Larry & the Gang has become such a zombie band since the departure of Larry.

by Rosey Rascal April 26, 2020