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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER June 02, 2022
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vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
by Jwilly69 December 04, 2016
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las vegas carry-on

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
by lerumskondom February 24, 2017
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Vegas Highlights

At the end portion of a blowjob, the man pushed the girl's face forward and cums in her hair.
"That bitch sucked my cock so hard last night, I gave her some sweet Vegas Highlights."
by womanmonster777 April 23, 2009
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vegas vortex

when you you party so hard in vegas and want to change your flight in order to leave early as a result of the vegas vortex
scooter drank a handle of stoli at the mgm this past weekend and we never saw him again...i think he was lost in the vegas vortex
by lord black December 26, 2008
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cat vega

a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.
cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha
by slimshadyzshawty July 31, 2021
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Christopher Vega

Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
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by 123346sesamestreet July 21, 2023
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