by givemyhoanabelincoln October 13, 2011
Get the twist yo cap backmug. "It's not a phase mom!" The teen said while writing on her blog entitled "Welcome to my Twisted Mind".
by Babe420 July 25, 2015
Get the Welcome to my Twisted Mindmug. a twisting competition: roll a bunch of Ls while your homies roll a bunch of Ls as well. or should i say, try to roll them as well. some go for size, some for shear speed - all for aesthetics. twist offs either end with each person claiming they won for different reasons or simply by everyone smoking all the Ls and talking about how deece they all for said reasons. It would take a superior twister to earn mutual agreement if people were trying to judge.
nugpuffer1: 'twist off?'
nugpuffer2: 'so you think you know how to twist do ya?'
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nugpuffer1: 'man hurry up and finish im tryin to spark this shit'
nugpuffer2: 'man look at that weak ass shit - what is there like a g in there?'
nugpuffer2: 'so you think you know how to twist do ya?'
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nugpuffer1: 'man hurry up and finish im tryin to spark this shit'
nugpuffer2: 'man look at that weak ass shit - what is there like a g in there?'
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
Get the twist offmug. by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018
Get the grab his dick and twist itmug. Grabbing your dick with both hands, one on the head and one on the shaft. Pull your penis out and twist towards the other side. IE Your right hand twists left, vice versa. Do this with a partners or alone.
Guy 1: Bro, my girl did the Two-handed indian twist on me yesterday and now I have to go see a "urologist" or some shit.
by AwwM8SickKunt October 20, 2017
Get the Two-handed Indian Twistmug. Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.
by Dominatrices May 8, 2009
Get the Chinese Medicine Ball Twistmug. 1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.
2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
Get the sick twisted disturbed fuckmug.