ZZ twat

When a woman's pubic hair is very long and unkempt, reminiscent of a ZZ Top style beard.
"Holy Shit! Check out the jungle on that girl." "Yeah, she's really rockin' the ZZ twat.
by T Spoon October 22, 2009
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twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho
by dragonslayer1111 January 17, 2003
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Flatman [twat]

A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.
Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Gordon Brown, he's a bit of a Flatman twat
by Mr Shaw October 20, 2008
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micro twat

a pussy so tight you come after two pumps.
I came in two seconds after I put my my meat wand in the micro twat of that hot ass asian bitch.
by bendussy January 23, 2007
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twat fairy

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.
Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!
by shitdildoassmonsterdick December 18, 2008
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Shitty Twat

by Randy Kitchens September 12, 2004
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