The guy who's super annoying and have little to no friends. He always starts problems and usually no one likes a Tristan
Person 1: Hey who's that annoying guy
Person 2: Oh that's Tristan
Person 1: Of course it's a Tristan
Person 2: Oh that's Tristan
Person 1: Of course it's a Tristan
by ChickenNuggetMaster November 26, 2019
"when are you and Tristan going to get together?"
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
"never, he's such a skeeze."
"he's so your type though."
by cums1u7 June 06, 2023
Tristan is that one tall, hot red head in a trench coat. He acts tough but he has a soft spot for that one girl with the soft skin and rosy cheeks who is actually a total bad ass, which he admires. Only his best bud can identify the look on his face when he's smitten. He has a little sibling who he'd die for, and he loves all his friends. He's loyal, charming and just so easy to fall in love with. Once you meet him, you'll never be able to get him off your mind. If you've met a Tristan, do not lose him. And for the love of God treat him well, he's been through enough!
Alec: You seem happy, what happened?
Jack: I've just been out drinking with Tristan
Alec: That Tristan sure is something
Jack: I've just been out drinking with Tristan
Alec: That Tristan sure is something
by chilliesauce February 05, 2022
=God
by Some random guy (not Tristan) November 23, 2021
Tristan is very gay
by Fhgdvvgjbdgbfhffhhcdgnn July 10, 2022
The biggest Weeb, Train and Computer enthusiast, worst student, most annoying and hiding characteristics all at the same time.
by A name that people don’t know July 27, 2021
Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 08, 2023