bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

by Random perosn February 26, 2019

Sinking ship

AFC Solihull

Sort it out Jamie, this clubs a sinking ship

by Hunty88 April 8, 2023

high concept ship

A striking and succinct concept for a ship.

A relationship and presumed chemistry so immediately magnetic it'll make you quote sk8ter boi: "can I make it any more obvious?"

Zutara is a high concept ship: a fire nation prince meets the girl from the water tribe.

by lena danvers February 4, 2019

Ship

Not just a keel, hull, and sails, but freedom.

"Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and sails; that's what a ship needs. Not what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is, freedom." -Jack Sparrow

by Vanyr June 23, 2017

Let the ship sink

A phrase that is used to express your disinterest in making a hopeless situation better.

I don't fucking care. We can quit everything tomorrow. Let the ship sink!

by dontyougiveupnanana February 5, 2025