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Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'
According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.
by Partydoos January 20, 2020
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Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done
“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
Chaos, pure chaos.”
by weeser_ January 27, 2022
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available science

Science that is or can be easily accessed, not necessarily limited to prior knowledge
We used available science to determine how profitable our business venture could be
by Dr. Jordan Roberts April 24, 2022
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Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.
Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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Follow the Science

Verb.
To listen to the global scientific authorities who tell us how fucked we are regarding Covid and the environment.
A: How do you know these vaccines work?
B: Follow the science, bro.
by Ockerjj April 28, 2022
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king of the science

king of the science is a title applied to the smartest Scientist alive—perhaps the only—universally-acknowledged holder was Isaac newton
Isaac newton referred to as the "science King or The king of the science
by spiltz September 23, 2022
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Dip Science

The colloquial term "Dip Science" refers to fake or pseudo-scientific ideas that people share, especially on social media, which lack a basis in proven scientific evidence. It is used to describe information or "science" that is misleading, incorrect, or fabricated rather than grounded in rigorous scientific methods and facts.
Erie only believes in dip science as he gets all his medical advice from TicTok & YouTube.
by Pielander October 5, 2025
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