cum tart

A cum tart is a person who’s being a bit of a sour grape. Some who hastily expresses disappointment over small or minuscule matters in front of their friends.

Steph it’s ok please just pick a simple desert and quite being a cum tart about it.

by Stephrie August 22, 2023

Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.

"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"

by the_pieman December 2, 2020

tart dick

An uppety dick who's being retarded for no good reason

Let's go to Micky Smoke Shop, give the same order, and see if that f****** tart dick gets it right this time.

by Maud the Spirit Guide February 21, 2021

Tart

A girl who’s been with lots of men

Oh yeah Stacy is a little tart she should keep quiet

by @kevinmalone March 6, 2021

Tarted

Someone who probably wanted to see what "tarted" meant from that video from random typek.

"Dude, do you know what tarted means?"
"Nah man"

by DrewbieDo March 29, 2021

TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022