trumpet playing scolop

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well

ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop

by hamish August 8, 2003

Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024

Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024

Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.

Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Trumpet Pussy

The female version of a horn dog. She gets around a lot.

"Bro she's slept with like 12 dudes in the past week"
"Damn she a trumpet pussy"

by Pinkpunkpenguin December 19, 2024