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Hoe

Hoe a sexy ass bitch who needs ass and pussy fucking
by Jack barns September 3, 2016
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Hoe

A derogatory term typically used by insecure boys who can’t handle rejection from an attractive and worthy female.
Did you see what Mia was wearing yesterday? She’s such a hoe.

Didn’t you used to like her? I’m pretty sure you wanted to ask her out.

Nah she’s a hoe

(Well in truth, I can’t handle how happy she is with her life because in truth I’m an insecure misogynist who can’t handle rejection)

Don’t be butthurt because nobody wants you or finds you attractive.

.

Ouch
by spookyghost2 September 21, 2020
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hoe into a housewife

Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.
"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Money Hoe

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.
Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.
by Food With Monica January 29, 2023
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Time Hoe

(1) Is a guy a woman puts into the "friendship zone" in order to do "couple" type activities (i.e., movies, dinner, etc..) with even though she has no intentions of ever dating him or sleeping with him.

(2) Is a guy who hopes to "friendship" his way into some pussy with a girl that doesn't really like him more than just friends.
Joe: "Hey Man, I'm going out with Julie again this weekend, I really hope it leads to something more, I really like her."

Jeff: "Joe...stop wasting your time with her. Its been a year already and you haven't even kissed her yet! You're just her little 'Time Hoe'! You are her take me to the movies 'Hoe'; come kill this mouse 'Hoe'; help me with my bags 'Hoe'; let me cry on your shoulder about all the other guys I'm fucking 'Hoe'! You're just her Time Hoe, Buddy Boy! She using up your time to make other guys jealous... Get rid of her!"
by Centaur December 25, 2012
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Hoe ready

When you're looking nice, have big/somewhat big muscles and a body fat percentage of 12% or less. This term was popularized by the YouTuber "Chris Jones" of Pump Chasers and Physiques of Greatness.
Person 1: "bro, let's go to the beach, I'm hoe ready!"

Person 2: "Yeah man, let's show those cuts for the sluts!"
Person 1:" Obliques for the freaks! "
Person 2:"I have that V-tapor, that make the hoes want to rape ya!"
by FORDBEAR July 19, 2016
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Ben Is A Hoe

BEN IS A HOE WHO SMASHED BECKY but Ron needs to smash Becky but Ron needs sticks and blue cause bitches love sticks and blue.
by Ben Is A Hoe Cult November 21, 2018
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