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Jared

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.
by B0WT13S November 3, 2021
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jared purdy

Jared Purdy is sometimes cool, but he is also a jack as* most of the time.
Jared Purdy is smart but is an ass when he brags about things
by Anonymous11121314 January 11, 2018
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Aimee Jaree

Aimee is supposed to be leaving her husband for me and her to be happy together. Naw man she Aimee Jaree 'd you she ain't doing that she is a gold digger bruhhh.
by Aimee jaree December 3, 2024
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Jared

ah shit it Jared run
by colddinner July 10, 2020
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Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.
“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
Understandable
by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019
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Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.
Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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Jared Dudley

Imagine a potato with disease from the Irish famine that plays basketball
"Me crops all sickly, all we have are Jared Dudley's" - Some Irish Farmer from 1800 on his deathbed.
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
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