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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
mugGet the smooth goosemug.

goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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throat goose

When deepthroating a penis, a person who 'inhales' / quickly deepthroats said penis in a very short amount of time and then follows up by biting the dick forcefully after they ejaculate is often referred to as a 'throat goose', mostly for the implication of the 'long' neck and aggressive biting action .
INHALE THE DICK!! BITE OFF THE DICK!!!! THAT'S A THROAT GOOSE ALRIGHT!
by M.P.D Tarantula November 18, 2017
mugGet the throat goosemug.

goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"
She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!
by supermann694eva November 13, 2011
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Goose kiss

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this
by Tinker83 May 22, 2014
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The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020
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goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.
I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!
by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013
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