Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020

Shrek

The hottest shit alive

Shrek was so hot I began to drool

by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022

Shrek

The act of making a shrek face

his shrek was delicious

by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019

shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.

Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch

by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020

Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

shrek

sour green grape that is hot AF!!!

shrek is hot

by moxiOwO November 25, 2020