Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.

In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!

by Fuery February 1, 2023

Life Science Major

A Health Science Major Reject

(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)

Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*

Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.

by premed guru June 18, 2025

Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.

did you hear that Joe is in science talent

by the societal reject February 17, 2022

Follow the Science

Verb.
To listen to the global scientific authorities who tell us how fucked we are regarding Covid and the environment.

A: How do you know these vaccines work?
B: Follow the science, bro.

by Ockerjj April 28, 2022

Dip Science

The colloquial term "Dip Science" refers to fake or pseudo-scientific ideas that people share, especially on social media, which lack a basis in proven scientific evidence. It is used to describe information or "science" that is misleading, incorrect, or fabricated rather than grounded in rigorous scientific methods and facts.

Erie only believes in dip science as he gets all his medical advice from TicTok & YouTube.

by Pielander October 5, 2025

a science experiment

An activity often involving a steam locomotive, an unfinished bridge, and a car.

“Is this a holdup?”

“It’s a science experiment!”

by Polybius_223 March 18, 2024

science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016