Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.
Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!
by Christian73 March 02, 2023
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stank blank

A Blanket that has a odor or smell from constant years of usage with out being washed , many occasions the stank blank is a baby blanket or blanket from childhood.
"Hey yo Maddie you need to wash that fucking Stank Blank of yours"

Maddie- " don't you dare talk about my blanket like that".
by Hacydr February 14, 2025
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The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
by vector's 12 inch schlong February 27, 2023
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Stank stick

A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.
Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.
by FroodyHoop March 22, 2023
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Stank stick

A person who goes around stirring up trouble and discord for no apparent reason, even when it is actively working against their own self interests; a relentless gossip determined to spread their own rumours, lies, speculations, and anything else they can get their hands on just to upset and agitate others; a one-person propaganda machine with no overarching aims or intentions beyond immediately creating drama and confusion.
Lee told Mary that he heard her ex-boyfriend just got divorced and figures that her ex-boyfriend really wants Mary back, and that’s why he told a few friends and specifically said not to tell Mary; now Mary is stalking her ex on social media because she’s obsessed with getting him back. Lee is a pathetic stank stick, because he did it all just to see Mary get upset and cause trouble for herself and others.
by FroodyHoop March 22, 2023
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stank ranking

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.
Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.
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stank ball

a girl who has sucked or licked a stank ball
by GAybal dude February 02, 2022
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