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I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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Someone

A someone
That is someone.
by shitty butterfly May 2, 2022
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Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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Leg someone up

Midland UK term to trip someone up by sticking your foot out.
Watch where you're sticking you're feet out or you'll leg me up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.
by Seabright February 26, 2023
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getting of with someone

When you make out with someone or tounge
Boy 1 : bro you will never guess what me and becca did at the park after u left

Boy 2 : no way did u get of with her

Boy1: yea she's a peng kisser

Becca: I'm never getting of with someone again that was the shittest kisses ever
by Slagslayer1010 September 19, 2022
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Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human. a human atm mrbeast
by Cambam826 September 6, 2022
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Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
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