Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the I'm shopping for someone else...mug. Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
Get the Someone else's bonzai treemug. Watch where you're sticking you're feet out or you'll leg me up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.
by Seabright February 26, 2023
Get the Leg someone upmug. Boy 1 : bro you will never guess what me and becca did at the park after u left
Boy 2 : no way did u get of with her
Boy1: yea she's a peng kisser
Becca: I'm never getting of with someone again that was the shittest kisses ever
Boy 2 : no way did u get of with her
Boy1: yea she's a peng kisser
Becca: I'm never getting of with someone again that was the shittest kisses ever
by Slagslayer1010 September 19, 2022
Get the getting of with someonemug. by Cambam826 September 6, 2022
Get the Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.mug. A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
Get the Carve someone a new Blowholemug. 