by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-
Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!
Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)
Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE
Bruh 1: shrek is drek
Shrek: (snaps)
Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)
by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

by Donkey president March 29, 2021

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Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.
Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!
by Theshrexualizer May 18, 2022

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of
Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
