Shrek

God.

Guy 1: I pray to god every night.
Guy 2: You mean shrek?
Guy 1: Yes.

by Aircollus November 16, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

Shrek

My step dad

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by Frankinberrie December 11, 2019

shrek

finest ogre out there.fuck that short ass farquaad dude he doesnt know nothing about a fine man.

yo you seen shrek today.he looked hot asf

by xkxkageyama September 11, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is the most powerful being in the world. He is the god of donkeys, onions, swamps, ogres, onions, onions, and even more onions. Shrek is the best anime character, if you say otherwise, he will get very mad.

Shrek is love
Shrek is life

by Just_a_Guy624 April 27, 2023

Shrek

The holy god of Earth and Sun

Andy : wanna visit holy god ?
Morty : yes shrek papa ye lol goon gang gig gang E

by The man behind the Shrek June 9, 2020