Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.

Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.

by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011

real o'clock

The time at which things become imminently intense.

"She went off the birth control without telling him, it's about to get real o'clock"

by SirUrcela April 21, 2014

realdoe

A registered trade name and unique strapless dildo made by Erogenics, Inc. Realdoe are realistic versions of Feeldoe.
The "pony" end goes into the vagina of the giver (held in place by the Kegel muscles), and ridges on the "saddle" serve to stimulate her clitoris. The "horse" end is used to penetrate her partner.

While the toy was designed with lesbians in mind, it can also be used by heterosexual couples, allowing the woman to peg her man. Unlike traditional strap-on dildos, the realdoe stimulates the woman's naughty bits as she thrusts away.

Since we got a realdoe, I enjoy being pegged by Rebecca even more, since I know she's getting off it, too.

by hotnhere March 2, 2017

realdo

The most perfect person you could ever know. He does things with a true heart and love you like no other, every girl deserves someone like him. He will make your life complete and he will surely be at your side at the end, but only if you do the same.

Omg I have a boyfriend like Realdo and I know I will be happy forever!

by Colourblue November 7, 2017

real sad nibba hours

time span between the hours of 12 am and 2 am

Sam : jake why are you sad before sad nibba hours ?

jake : because sam its real sad nibba hours and id rather express my feelings now other than to hop on the normal sad nibba hours wave

sam : understandable jake understandable may i take part in real sad nibba hours with you ive been dealing with some sad feelings id like to let go of
jake : sure sam

by Real sad guy November 21, 2017

real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 3, 2018

real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 6, 2018