i push my fingers into my ass

its the only thing that slowly stops the avhe

"hey bro what are you doing?"
"i push my fingers into my ass"

by Slao October 31, 2022

Friday push ups

The ultimate act of showing one's excitement for the arrival, middle, or ending of the end of the work week.

Dude: Yo, it's Friday!
Dude 2: HELL YEAH! FRIDAY PUSH UPS! *proceeds to do push ups*
Everyone within a mile radius: *applause*

by thekidwiththefaceandhair March 19, 2011

Australian Push-Up

An up-side-down push up. It is where you lie on your back and move your arms up side down.

In gym today, I did Australian Push-Ups all day.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Gordida Push

The act of vomiting on your lady friend's ass crack, and then presenting your schlong and pushing it up and down between her ass cheeks, as you proceed to vomit again on her back.

I gordida pushed that cunt's ass so hard it was bleeding for days

by kramakrame September 13, 2009

powder push

To crush a pill into powder and then sniff it.

damien: yo do you swallow them things?
max: naa i powder push em maan it kicks in faster.

by fluffygreen August 8, 2010

Smoosh Push

Smoosh-Push l smooshpush l
Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.

Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.

by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010

make the push up

synonym for "beat your face."

He said "Hey chump make the push up!"

by I plead the fifth! January 13, 2009