The postman

Michael Ebrahim

If you’re stuck in a situation, call the postman.

by Kingjoel October 23, 2022

Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.

Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.

by Swamp possum November 17, 2022

living possum

To be literally dead.

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"

by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023

Pringly possum

Basically another way of calling someone a cunt, in style.

Pronounced like Pringles, with a ee sound at the end and possum like the animal

“You are a dick!”

“Well you are a Pringly possum!”

by Kc-and-Mh+Eg May 5, 2023

Ethan Postmus

This sexy mother fucker has a 17inch dick, to bad he swings for men bc hes a faggot

Bro stop being a Ethan Postmus

by ellcastillleng August 8, 2023

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023

ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023