Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

Penny's Gambit

Claiming your team has a COVID outbreak in order to avoid playing against a strong opponent.

Penny Hardaway claimed his Memphis Tigers had COVID so they wouldn't have to face Rick Barnes and the Tennessee Volunteers. He used the old Penny's Gambit. It's a bold move, but at least avoids the loss and he can still claim that his team was superior even though they contracted COVID and Tennessee didn't.

by LastBoyScout January 4, 2022

Louise Penny

Loves a genuine pleather jacket as long as it cost her £5. Will steal your last bit of pepperoni and your 36th birthday without a second thought.

P1 Who's been eating my pizza?
P2 Eh, that will be Louise Penny, she can’t control herself around a salami!

by Whyte824 August 3, 2022

Beer Pennies

Miniature version of "Beer Pong."
Cups: Shot Glasses, or Similar Size
Replacement of Pong Balls: Clean Pennies
Set-up: 6 "cup" pyramid layout with 1 regular sized beer disbursed amongst the cups
Playing Area: Table Short Way, not Long Way. All allowable moves are table top only; steals, bounces etc., there are no saves from the pennies going into the cups.
Players: 2 or more
Beer Penny Winner(s): Eliminated all of the other teams cups
Beer Penny Loser(s): Must consume the rest of the winning teams beer filled cups

See the definition for Beer Pennies, similar to regular sized Beer Pong.

by alaskavalleygirl August 9, 2012

Penny Challange

A form of Frat Hazing. Where many people get locked in a room and forced to eat a lot of disgusting foods with an insane amount of alcohol. The people will naturally throw up on the ground, and by the end of It the room will be covered in vomit. After that each of the pledges are given a penny and are forced to put it on the ground while bending over and keeping their tongue on it. They have to slide the penny across the ground covering almost all of the room, if the penny and tongue stop touching they have to re-set.

They made me do the penny challenge, I'm still traumatized

Im about to make these kids do the penny challenge
penny challange

by Senior Hesi April 7, 2025

quarter among pennies

Token white person within in a group of minorities.

PoPo stopped us for no reason. Sure glad we had our quarter with us. He told his boy in blue we were straight.
It's always good to have a quarter among pennies.

by Domoviyr July 22, 2016

Penny Diving

The act in which one goes into a public fountain to steal pennies

“He made 42 cents penny diving last week”

by 1000Watts March 27, 2025