Nintendo

A major player in the console wars but always think does not exist

Guy1:Xbox is better
Guy2:No PlayStation is better
Guy1:Xbox
Guy2:PlayStation
Guy1:XBOX
Guy2:PLAYSTATION
Guy3:What about Nintendo?
Guy1AndGuy2:Oh yeah nintendo existes but only xbox and playstation matter because wii u

by MCDJSD360 January 23, 2020

nintendango

the ultimate @nintendo.grl fanpage, she loves jo so so much! and is grateful for her follow back 😎

“Wait, who is that outstanding fanpage?”

“That’s @nintendango! an amazing fanpage which you, my friend should totally follow on tiktok!”

by nintendango December 4, 2020

Nintendo

a company who has made killer games in the past but are now assholes who will strike down any sort of fan project or tournament.

"Yo man I just made this Mario fangame I think the Mario community will love it!"
"Don't get your hopes up man Nintendo will probably just take it down."

by gman gaming September 10, 2021

Nintendo

A video game company that can make the best games in the industry to justify purchasing their mediocre consoles, which are always in stock for some reason unlike the latest Playstation or Xbox, which are always sold out.

At least a quarter of my family and a majority of my friends, have or know somebody that owns a Nintendo Wii.

by bsmit774 September 12, 2022

nintendo revolution

a wii that is the most over rated 250 doller, plastic impulse buy. it just has 1 good 3rd party game and this is a definition that is made in 2009 not pre realease hype

damnit this has no games. stupid nintendo revolution

by symple jack January 30, 2009

Nintendo

A shit game company that no one likes

Whats that shit your playing?

Oh its just my Nintendo

by Sexy irish cunt October 14, 2019

Nintendo Switch

The next console after the fucking shitty ass Wii U. It has 2 dildos as controllers and a double dildo grip attachment. It also comes with stripper tassels for your giant juicy sexy tits. It was created in 1969 by overly sexual and horny men at Nintendo so they could get pussy from the executives. Only currently owned by Donald Motherfuckin' Trump

The stripper at my local strip club uses the Nintendo Switch tassels for her tits.

by SexyHairyLeggedStripper April 4, 2017