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by Campingnoob July 14, 2022
Get the NEW STATE MOBILE mug.this word is used for people with trash internet reaching from a mile away this word was used in juke - football fusion streams alot and now has envolved into the world used mobile reach now and mobile has 60 fps why pc players get more so mobile its alot more laggier
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by jukes231 March 6, 2022
Get the mobile reach mug.Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.
Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.
Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?
Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?
Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?
Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.
Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?
Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.
Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?
Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?
Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?
Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.
Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?
Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.
by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025
Get the Mobile Beggar mug.To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.
"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."
by Memento Dave April 5, 2021
Get the Borrow my mobile mug.Cod mobile ranked has sadly become a hollow, frustrating mess. Maintaining rank is next to impossible now. 2-3 years ago ranked was challenging but felt more natural. But now, it's changed for the worse.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
I solo-queued my way into legendary this season.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
by glubglubglubglub September 30, 2025
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