Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

heat kink

When someone gets super hot and bends a bit things can suddenly go off the rails.

Everything was going great and until the heat kink kicked in and then things got interesting.

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021

platanos kink

it represents all the 8th graders from romania that are atracted by platanos(literally just a tree)

x: i have a huge platanos kink
y: omg me too

by andre_. September 28, 2021

Star-Kink

When the Pizza delivery person ends up being an Alien with 8 tentacle tongues and he/she comes inside to deliver the "Pizza" &

He/she "takes you to The Stars"
👽👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🛸
🎇🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🎇

So, the other night I ordered a pizza and you will never believe what happened...
my Star-Kink came true
🤪👽🛸👅

by THEESLINGUIST11 July 23, 2023

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

PISS KINK

Joshua Carreres has a massive piss kink and he loves to get pissed on 24, 7 UWU.

Joshua loves his piss kink.

by WOZKIE October 19, 2022