thyroid kink

something that only weirdos talk about for more than a minute at a time

did you hear them talk about thyroid kinks?

yeah it went on for so long im wondering if they have one

by bitterbitterbitter January 29, 2022

Handle Kink

When you have a kink of using things as handles.

"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."

"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"

by Bklitzed February 9, 2022

Ear kink

When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears

Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting

by BrunetteTwink777 April 1, 2022

Afer Kink Hunt

Something that you shouldn't be.

Don't be afer kink hunt

by MrFunny83 April 11, 2022

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

Cancellation Kink

noun: a person who derives sexual gratification and joy over being cancelled on the internet

A: Man this youtuber seems like he is always trying to get cancelled!
B: He must have a cancellation kink.
A: He freaking thrives off of it.

by heyyoongles November 10, 2020

ydrax kink

In which one partner loves holding their other significant other with their toes.

“Yo, you have a ydrax kink?”
“Yeah, so go ahead and hold me with your toes papi.”

by tortie November 20, 2020