king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

King Teabag

Glenn Beck

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.

by LordKinbote April 16, 2009

Hadou King

A term used by gamers to declare on superiority to another by stating their Ki or physical mind set is greater than anyone else's. This is mostly used when playing street fighter and the person perfers to use Ken Masters or Ryu.

Dude you got fuckin owned, Im the Hadou King!!

by Dortez November 14, 2007

King of Rhyl

Someone who thinks they are all that, jack the biscuit and a bag of chips etc

(in disagreement at a statement or gesture) "Fuck off, you think you're the king of Rhyl".

by The actual king of Rhyl October 23, 2008

king cobb

A middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. Typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. This man develops an attraction to the young girl. This is also known as getting a "cornhusk", thus finally being known as "King Cobb"

The boss has really turned into a king cobb. It's sickening.

by kornydog2 April 15, 2014

crumb king

A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.

"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."

by sannabanana November 7, 2014

king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015