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Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
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Jonathan

Classic musician ass. Look good in skinny but not too skinny jeans
Look at Jonathan classic musician ass !
by Laféedesdents April 24, 2020
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Jonathan Dolidonda

a kind, patient and loving man. looks scary but her heart is very soft. happy to be funny even though behind it he harbors sadness. It's easy to get depressed but it's great to cover up those feelings. careless but meticulous, has multiple personalities
Jonathan Dolidonda
by joko pemuja setan November 22, 2021
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Jonathan Felix

He's hot sexy and coin belongs to him not zek. Zek is smelly I am best Jonathan is best he pro
Candice : Who is Jonathan Felix
Dicecan : He is hot and sexy
by Cd | Jonathan July 21, 2021
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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Jonathan

He is a goofy bitch
HE IS SUCH A JONATHAN
by Idonotliketacos May 13, 2025
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Jonathan

A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"

Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
by TotalHooman May 21, 2021
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