Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

fuck me jerry my adress is 4 kylie street tennant franklin act

its a meme

fuck me jerry,

i want you to fuck me
fuck me jerry my adress is 4 kylie street tennant franklin act

by yummycummychickendrummy April 18, 2018

Jerry

A beginner or an amateur skier/snowboarder who’s out of their depth. The chairlift is their biggest nightmare. They’re typically more concerned with the aesthetics of skiing, sporting gear with price tags that usually far outweigh their skillset. They’ll refrain from asking for the easiest way down the mountain until reaching the top of the chairlift, only to traverse in a pizza or edge slide their way all the way back to the lodge where they will proceed to get insatiably hammered before hitting the slopes once more.

“You’re improving a lot, but you still kinda ride like a Jerry. Don’t worry, we all did at some point!”

by OfficeLord June 4, 2024

Jerry Rigged Everything

When you bend a device specifically a phone to when it’s no longer powered on.

Who did a Jerry Rigged Everything on this phone.

by A guy with a cracked phone September 5, 2023

jerry predator

Someone who seemed like a total fuckup, but redeems themself with a hot girl, tons of popularity, and respect. The process isn't quick if you've been friends with them over the time, as sometimes it seems like it takes a hundred years before they reach this point of badassery.

Man, you see Jerry Predator over there, remember back in college when that failure kept screwing everything up? Never thought he'd make such a huge comeback like this.

by Randy The Xenomorph September 19, 2016

The Jostle of Jerry

when a guy pins you to the wall in a public bathroom and says he's gonna rape you (whether or not he is a man of his word does not change this being the Jostle of Jerry)

bro bob gave me the Jostle of Jerry in the bathroom i need a hug

by Rotisserie February 16, 2024

Jerry Hunter

A weekend worrier type sportsman, whom puts zero-to-no effort into an outdoor activity, yet expects top results to fall in his/her lap. A Jerry hunter will often try using YouTube, podcasts, or anything written on the internet to learn the great outdoors, rather than spending spending time outdoors

Let’s go hunt that other spot, Looks Like there’s a bunch of Jerry hunters in this section.

by Walleye Wizard December 15, 2019